Flashbacks

My spring break this year is 6 weeks long. I maniacally trained around europe for the last two weeks of it, for which I have a running diary, but that leaves 4 weeks to account for. So I'm going to intersperse my running diary, which was written live and is just being transcribed online, word for word, with flashbacks from the other 4 weeks. Despite these flashbacks being written with the perspective of time, I'm attempting to make them just as bizarre and in-your-face as the live entries. And remember, this is all 100% true. (which, of course, you'll have no trouble believing, because nothing out of the ordinary really happened [sorry to give away the ending ( I mean, you already know I survive, what else is there?)]).


This ain't no disco, and it ain't no country club either.